Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Experience #45

Theme: tough chicks-Roller derby!

How to play: Two teams of five players each are on the starting line. The jammers for each team are in the back, and start after the rest of her team skates off. The whole goal is for the jammer to lap everyone on this oval track and begin scoring points. For every opponent a jammer passes, she scores a point. All the while, the other four players, called blockers, are trying to knock their opponents down to make it harder for the opposing jammer and easier for their own jammer to score. At the starting line, the blocker with the striped helmet is the pivot. This position guides the speed of her blockers, paying attention to where her and the other team's jammer is. The pivot might signal for her team to skate faster, so it is harder for the other team's jammer to catch up to the pack and thus score before the clock runs out. The pivot might signal for her team to slow down if she sees her own jammer is trying to catch up to the pack. Jammers wear the star helmet. As the whistle blows to start play, the jammers wait until the rest of the pack gets 20 feet ahead. Then the jammers race off, trying to be the first to get through. The jammer who does get through the pack first is the lead jammer. Only the lead jammer can call off the jam before the clocks ends. The advantage to being the lead jammer is obvious: you can call off play if you are tired, and calling off the jam prevents the other team from scoring. Of course, the lead jammer can strategically let the clock tick, skating around and racking up more points before the three minutes allotted for each jam elapses.
So now you know the basics of roller derby. The costumes are wild the player's names tongue and cheek, and the crowd a bit rowdy. All good fun! The Eves of Destruction event featured the junior teams: the Rotten Apples vs the Candy Crushers. They were fearless. The main event saw the Belles of the Brawl vs the Margarita Villains. They were tattooed mamas that were obviously fit and ready to rumble. Joining us at this event were Chris, Shawn and Chantelle.
 

Experience #46

Theme: Food-Food fight!

My friend Jack, who's 10, suggested this event. I thought it might be freeing of the constraints of proper manners at the dinner table. My parent, God love them, were neat freaks. (This is why I'm the way I am!) An example of this is that they often took out the little vacuum to pick up crumbs at the breakfast table, while the family was still eating! So flinging mashed potatoes to one of my brothers was definitely out of the question.
Alison suggested we use her yard. She and her family have recently moved into this beautiful home in Sooke. She invited her neighbours as a form of meet and greet. Well, It was fabulous. All came and participated, no injuries or upsets occurred. We started off with the egg throw; all was good until Don hit Alison in the face with the raw egg. Peas, spaghetti, pudding, and Jello started to fly. Goop was applied to faces, inserted into shirts; people slipped and ran around squealing and having a great time. The grand finally was the pie throw. I sat on a chair and got pies tossed at me, mmmmmm whip cream...

Don had set up a hose from his kitchen sink so we had warm water to hose each other to do a preliminary clean before going in for our shower. If you are planning a party and have plastic tarps and a grassy spot-try a food fight. It is quick and easy to prep and soooo much fun!

 

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Experience #44

Theme: earth, water: the Great Lake Walk

I initially thought of doing the Tahsis great walk but due to conflicting times with other events chose to do the Cowichan lake walk instead. It is a 56km walk around the Cowichan lake. It started in 2001 by a group of locals (or loco's) who wanted to:
  • Promote the Cowichan Lake area to improve tourism, commerce and the economic and civic welfare of the area.
  • Promote all legally registered charities by encouraging Great Lake Walk participants to raise pledges and collect funds for the charities and causes of their choice.
Since then, they have had an average of 300-400 individuals participating in the event yearly. Simon and I chose to raise funds for the Hospice Society for their fine work and for my Mom, who passed away in their care 3 years ago. Friends, Sabrina and Lisa, were brave/foolish and committed to join us on this experience. I also saw a choir member, Ian, who was doing this event for the second time.

We got up at 2am and picked the girls up and drove up to Youbou where the event would start at 5am sharp. Like any other race, you could pick out the professional athletes and the novices. We sang Oh Canada and started of on our adventure. The lights of the people on the road made for an odd shaped Christmas tree. The going was good; the air cool; the skies clear. The time flew by, at first. We averaged about 5.3 km/hour. I think we slowed down a bit by the last 15 km, but all in all we made good time. Up until 30 km, we felt great! By then our muscles were tired and we could feel the aches in our gluts and hamstrings. Our feet began to feel overly warm, and we knew we'd have a few blisters by the end of the day. At about 40 km we encountered "the hill". It was not steep but it went on for more than 2 km and 100 m in elevation gain.

Down the other side and onto asphalt for the last 12 km. This was when we hit "the wall". The sun, the hard terrain and the fact we had been walking for about 9 hours by that time, our bodies were done. Simon tried to cheer me on at the 50 km rest stop by stating that we were in our last HOUR of walking. LAST HOUR!?! I sorta lost it and said let's stay quite for a while as I can't even imagine continuing for another hour-or words to that effect. Simon, the good man that he is, took charge and walked ahead of me quietly and kept me going. We arrived at the finish line #148/149 at 10:47 hours. We were spent! We drank more fluids and ate without appetite, and waited for our friends. Sabrina and Lisa were #163/164. They made it! Ian was #76! Great going Ian!

Sabrina's family were all there to cheer her and invited us to go out but Simon, Lisa and I were just too tired. We all went home to a hot bath and bed. Sabrina went out and had some wine and dinner and then a free ride in an ambulance! She became dehydrated and "sorta passed out"! She recounted this as part of the adventure, laughing and commenting on the good looking ambulance attendant! What amazing spirit!

They all made me vow NEVER TO DO THIS AGAIN! and I agree. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!